# 69 Yarder is Pre Season Only, Royals Can't be Stopped, Monster Energy Loves Controversy, Romo on the Ropes, Iran Getting Hungry, Hospital Botches Surgeries, NLBM Boom, Teachers for Target

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Podcast: [Kevin Kietzman Has Issues](https://stenobird.com/podcast/kevin-kietzman-has-issues-1366709)
Published: 2026-08-24T12:05:51+00:00
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## Resource

Everyone is talking about Harrison Butker's 69 yard field goal Saturday in Tampa but remember, it's the pre-season. Sure, it looks like real football, sometimes, but it's not. Not even the kicks. Last year a Jags kicker hit a 70 yarder. But you won't even see teams try this in the regular season when the NFL watches over all the kicking balls like a hawk. The Royals are just unstoppable right now as they win their 8th game in a row. What could have been this year if the Royals just had 1 or 2 pitchers in the bullpen. Monster Energy drink is the new sponsor of the Big 12 Conference and it's already controversial. And Monster loves it. A new report suggest Tony Romo could be on his way out at CBS Sports after getting a DUI. A high ranking member of Iran's Parliament has spoken publicly that Iranians could be starving soon and that will not be sustainable for the regime. More news on the economic D-Day are set top be revealed Monday. A hospital in Nashville mixes up drugs and botches multiple surgeries. The Negro Leagues Museum in KC has seen a big bump in traffic for one specific reason. A new covid shot study of over 8 million people has bad, bad news for what they did to us. A teachers union president asks for people to NOT shop at Target... so I think I will go get some stuff. And our Final Final is a football player that got dissed by Tom Hanks at Travis and Taylor's wedding.

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