# "I Was Under The Table": Kennedy's Eyewitness Account

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Podcast: [Kennedy Saves the World](https://stenobird.com/podcast/kennedy-saves-the-world-1318812)
Published: 2026-04-28T21:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Kennedy recounts her experience at the 2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner following a major security breach and an attempted shooting. She details the "lax" security measures leading up to the event, the chaos inside the ballroom as the Secret Service sprang into action, and why she believes heated political rhetoric from public figures such as Jimmy Kimmel fuels a dangerous "ecosystem" of violence in America. Kennedy Now Available on YouTube: ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://link.podtrac.com/kstw_yt Follow on TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@kennedy_foxnews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join Kennedy for Happy Hour on Fridays! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWlNiiSXX4BNUbXM5X8KkYbDepFgUIVZj⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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