# 2 Sleeps To Christmas!

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Podcast: [Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything](https://stenobird.com/podcast/katherine-ryan-telling-everybody-everything-277582)
Published: 2025-12-23T13:02:42+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/katherine-ryan-telling-everybody-everything/episodes/2-sleeps-to-christmas
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## Resource

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family visit to Lapland UK and Fred's menacing threat to Father Christmas. (Are Men Okay!?) KATHERINE RYAN: FIRST BORN DAUGHTER - the new stand-up special is coming to Sky December. Have you seen TINSEL TOWN - the first Christmas Movie devoted to the wonderful camp world of PANTO!?! Katherine is the star of that film and it's also on Sky. She's really condensed the family's Christmas activity list this year and it turns out, she says 'SQUIRREL' wrong. Cher is marrying a younger man because 'all the men my own age are dead' and Jennifer Lawrence finally calls out Leonardo DiCaprio for his younger lady penchant. Plus your letters on vasectomy recovery, in-laws at Christmas and MORE CHEATING while pregnant. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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