# Trump as Carnac The Magnificent!

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Podcast: [Justice Matters with Glenn Kirschner](https://stenobird.com/podcast/justice-matters-with-glenn-kirschner-5976157)
Published: 2026-05-28T10:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

It seems like actual lawyers are no longer drafting the motions, briefs, and pleadings that the Department of Justice is filing in federal court case. A brand new court filing in Trump's ballroom case reads like it was drafted, not by any self-respecting DOJ lawyer, but by a deranged, cognitively impaired, aspiring dictate, at 2 am, with a sharpie. And this new court filing repeatedly references how Trump's proposed ballroom will be "hermetically sealed." Now where do you think he came up with that phrase? Find Glenn on Substack: glennkirschner.substack.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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