# Asparagus Plea Live in Portland

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Podcast: [Judge John Hodgman](https://stenobird.com/podcast/judge-john-hodgman-1017441)
Published: 2026-05-06T15:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-772-asparagus-plea-live-in-portland
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## Resource

Is giving a "bouquet of asparagus" the same as giving a bouquet of flowers? How much screen time is too much on a flight? Is quiche good?

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