# A New Gavel For Judge Hodgman

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Podcast: [Judge John Hodgman](https://stenobird.com/podcast/judge-john-hodgman-1017441)
Published: 2026-09-23T15:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge-john-hodgman/episode-792-a-new-gavel-for-judge-hodgman
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## Resource

It’s time to clear the docket with a BRAND NEW GAVEL! Beautifully crafted at Offerman Woodshop, it’s the ideal accessory to dispense Fake Internet Justice!

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