# 5.4 First Degree Birdslaughter

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Podcast: [Josie's Lonely Hearts Club](https://stenobird.com/podcast/josie-s-lonely-hearts-club-6747928)
Published: 2025-08-20T04:00:05+00:00
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[Subscribers get episodes a week early and ad-free!] Mind your P's and Cuties, because today KDNM is under the magnifying glass.  There's a private investigator sniffing around the studio, up close and very, very personal. Joanne and Frank are sweating under the scrutiny, and not just because of their big secret. On air, meet a culinary cutthroat, someone dealing with a monster in the closet, an unsupported entrepreneur, and a serial pet-owner with a lot of explaining to do. Join our   Patreon for ad-free episodes, early access to future episodes, and bonus content. Josie’s Lonely Hearts Club was created by Maximilian Clark (Superhuman Public Radio) and Rachel Music (Leylines). Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Our production team features Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Our cuties this week included Caitlin Carleton, Hal Lublin, Ross Childs, Meghan Falcone, and Abigail Turner as Mia Columba. Josie’s Lonely Hearts Club is brought to you by the  Good Story Guild . Keep track of us on  Instagram @goodstoryguild  and join our  Discord .

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