# 5.13 Will They/Won't They?

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Podcast: [Josie's Lonely Hearts Club](https://stenobird.com/podcast/josie-s-lonely-hearts-club-6747928)
Published: 2026-01-07T18:29:34+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2333

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[Subscribers get episodes a week early and ad-free!] Strap in, cuties; this episode launches our twisty-turny, topsy-turvy season into the stratosphere. At last, the subterfuge, violence, double-crosses, and scrotal injuries converge to their final shocking conclusion! As Joanne fights tooth, nail, and urethra for her freedom, friends and enemies alike gather in a tastefully-decorated penthouse, with one question on their lips...Who killed Avery Vestibule? Expect white-knuckle action, seduction, and scandalous truths revealed as our heroine and her trusty reptilian companion (that's Horatio, not Frank) embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Cuties this week include Carla Lerner Montero, John Pirkis, Ross Bryant, Abigail Turner, Kyle Prue, James Urbaniak, Geoff Moonen, Al Pagano, Jessie Cannizzaro, Peter Wicks, and Maximilian Clark as Horatio. Directed and Sound Designed by Maximilian Clark. Edited by Lauren Grace Thompson. *** JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the  Good Story Guild.  Keep track of us on  Instagram @goodstoryguild  and join our  Discord .  If you enjoyed the show, consider leaving a rating and/or review on your preferred podcast listening platform.   Support us by joining the  Great Story Guild on Patreon!

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