# 5.12 I Have Defecated In Protest

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Podcast: [Josie's Lonely Hearts Club](https://stenobird.com/podcast/josie-s-lonely-hearts-club-6747928)
Published: 2025-12-17T05:00:05+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1607

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[Subscribers get episodes a week early and ad-free!] *Warning: This episode contains Bobbi Bobby* On the second table from the back, across from the broken vending machine, our tenacious heroine leaves no stone unturned as she attempts to prove her innocence. As the obstacles pile before her like so much History Meat, an unlikely ally strikes a peculiar bargain. Cuties this week include Geoff Moonen, Geoff Grimwood, Carla Lerner Montero, Sarah Allyn, Jessie Cannizarro,  Ashley Adler, Abigail Turner, Amanda Sykes, Lauren Shippen Ross Bryant, and Maximilian Clark. Special Guest Peter Wicks as the Robot Baby. *** JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the  Good Story Guild.  Keep track of us on  Instagram @goodstoryguild  and join our  Discord .  If you enjoyed the show, consider leaving a rating and/or review on your preferred podcast listening platform.   Support us by joining the  Great Story Guild on Patreon!

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