# We shocked ourselves off the air today!

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Podcast: [Johnjay & Rich On Demand](https://stenobird.com/podcast/johnjay-rich-on-demand-743289)
Published: 2026-05-14T17:56:37+00:00
Episode link: https://omny.fm/shows/johnjay-rich-on-demand/we-shocked-ourselves-off-the-air-today
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## Resource

The new shock collar mechanism is attached to the board and since we all lost today's trivia we had 4X shocks at MAX POWER! How much more can we take before we fry Payton like a fish? ALSO ON THE SHOW TODAY, It's an ALL NEW WAR OF THE ROSES! Kyle had a hot take and some listeners called her out on it. BUT FIRST, Kyle got a scam call so Johnjay called them back and could not say Harmonious to save his life (But he did say Hermione) THEN Callie's gym crush turned out to be GAY and Payton's Book Club needs a little extra oomfh because this latest book is only... okay! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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