# Don't F*** with Trees

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Podcast: [Joe and James Fact Up](https://stenobird.com/podcast/joe-and-james-fact-up-7480285)
Published: 2026-01-27T05:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This Week Joe Thomas and James Buckley give their hot take on the Sycamore Gap Tree story, Joe shares why filming Fresh Meat was a nightmare and offer some sage advice on fire extinguisher use.  Plus this week the Fact Boys decide if you cut a worm in half, will it split into two living parts…  GET IN TOUCH: Whatsapp us - wa.me/447822034330 Fill in our Fact Up Form -  https://forms.gle/uzF6XWPqaA5aNTtN7 Subscribe on Youtube -  www.youtube.com/@JoeandJamesPod/videos Follow us on Instagram -  www.instagram.com/joeandjamespod Follow us on TikTok -  www.tiktok.com/@joeandjamespod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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