# Olympics 2026: Crotch-Gate Aerodynamics

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Podcast: [Jockular](https://stenobird.com/podcast/jockular-6809743)
Published: 2026-02-12T08:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jockular5/episodes/Olympics-2026-Crotch-Gate-Aerodynamics-e3gdk1b
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Duration seconds: 4172

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