# Touching Something Wet w/ Fiona Cauley and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson | Jet Fuel Podcast | Ep 025

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Podcast: [Jet Fuel Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast-7456831)
Published: 2026-02-04T19:30:00+00:00
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## Resource

Jet Fuel gets loose and unhinged as Jessie and guest Fiona Cauley riff on nerves, bad eyesight, Skankfest chaos, hot-dog obsessions, and the weird realities of stand-up life. From fake ad reads and festival paranoia to tampon horror stories and comedy-scene war tales, this episode bounces between dark, absurd, and brutally honest in the way only comics can. Follow Jessie "Jetski" Johnson - https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/? hl=en Follow Fiona Cauley - https://www.instagram.com/fionacauley/?hl=en For tour dates, email list, and tour dates visit https://www. https://www.Jetskijohnson.comSponsored by Quince - https://www.Quince.com/jetfuel Edit by Xavier Campos - https://www.instagram.com/imxaviercampos/?hl=en For any questions or inquiries please email xavier@jetfuelpod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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