# Kids Are Dumb

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Podcast: [Jason Dick and Friends](https://stenobird.com/podcast/jason-dick-and-friends-6726540)
Published: 2026-07-16T21:00:57+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/episodes/Kids-Are-Dumb-e3m66mp
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Duration seconds: 4408

## Resource

Jason and Nick start the show discussing Nick possibly giving up weed before some classic BS Conjecture About Imaginary Topics. Could any 9 year olds kick you ass? Then Jason shares some of his recent airline woes and Nick says you have to go full Karen to get anything done. Bonus episodes available at patreon.com/jasondick or https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jason-dick/subscribe

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