# UMLAUT Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/jade-x-d-941923/umlaut Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/jade-x-d-941923/umlaut.md Podcast: [Jade + X. D.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/jade-x-d-941923) Published: 2026-08-28T14:54:48+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/umlaut--74735576 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74735576/jxd082826_chapters.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/jade-x-d-941923/episodes/umlaut Duration seconds: 6198 ## Resource We're doing our own Versuz! PLUS, Jay-Z is doing stuff again... Now streaming on all platforms AND Ad-free audio and video versions of the podcast are now available on patreon https://linktr.ee/jadeandxd Call us 917-725-0626 ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/jade-x-d-941923/episodes/umlaut/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/jade-x-d-941923/umlaut.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.