# UMLAUT 2: HARD KNOCK LIFE

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Podcast: [Jade + X. D.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/jade-x-d-941923)
Published: 2026-09-05T18:35:45+00:00
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## Resource

We're back with part 2 of our Flute vs Strings versoos! We're also eating crow in this episode. Kinda. Enjoy! All Links: https://linktr.ee/jadeandxd

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