# 444. Baby Wants a Gas Mask

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Podcast: [It's Going To Be OK](https://stenobird.com/podcast/it-s-going-to-be-ok-6302597)
Published: 2025-12-12T13:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Kids ask for the darndest things, and this year, Nora’s youngest asked for… a gas mask. An old-timey gas mask. So, she asked for the weirdest things that your kids have asked Santa for, AKA a nightmare fuel gift guide. (Warning: do not listen with little kids in the car because we will discuss Santa!) ⁠Watch us on YouTube here⁠⁠! Listen to Geoffrey’s album on ⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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