# This Birthday Sucks...

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Podcast: [Internet Today](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591)
Published: 2026-07-03T14:11:00+00:00
Episode link: https://youtu.be/d2yPGUXPOyY
Audio file: https://clrtpod.com/m/pscrb.fm/rss/p/arttrk.com/p/2D5E6/mgln.ai/e/1246/tracking.swap.fm/track/AoSMVIl7piQbthzJoBqJ/traffic.megaphone.fm/TBIEA8284376013.mp3
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