# Afroman Makes Cops Cry in Court; Then Wins the Case - News Dump

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Podcast: [Internet Today](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591)
Published: 2026-03-20T14:45:00+00:00
Episode link: https://youtu.be/cVUqU4j48zU
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