# Internet Today

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Official site: http://YouTube.com/InternetTodayTV
Author: Internet Today
Episodes: 796

## Resource

The Audio Podcast Version of Internet Today, the damn near daily show about what is going on inside the weird world of internet culture. Also, be sure to check our our other shows Weekly Weird News and Idiots Watching Anime

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## Episodes
- [UFC on the White House Lawn Was an Abomination](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/ufc-on-the-white-house-lawn-was-an-abomination) — 2026-06-16T08:45:00+00:00
- [Elon Musk is Fanning the Flames of Far-Right Violence in the UK](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/elon-musk-is-fanning-the-flames-of-far-right-violence-in-the-uk) — 2026-06-11T06:35:00+00:00
- [An Entire Arena Just Booed Trump Directly to His Face](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/an-entire-arena-just-booed-trump-directly-to-his-face) — 2026-06-09T10:00:00+00:00
- [This Year's Dumbest Cool Crime So Far? - News Dump](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/this-year-s-dumbest-cool-crime-so-far-news-dump) — 2026-06-05T15:00:00+00:00
- [George Santos is BACK to Scamming](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/george-santos-is-back-to-scamming) — 2026-06-04T07:21:00+00:00
- [America's Birthday Canceled After Trump Throws Tantrum?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/america-s-birthday-canceled-after-trump-throws-tantrum) — 2026-06-02T07:50:00+00:00
- [World's "Healthiest" President Gets His Own Currency?! - News Dump](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/world-s-healthiest-president-gets-his-own-currency-news-dump) — 2026-05-29T15:15:00+00:00
- [Pope Leo Wrote 42,000 Words About Why A.I. Sucks](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/pope-leo-wrote-42-000-words-about-why-a-i-sucks) — 2026-05-28T07:37:00+00:00
- [Doped-Up Athletes Compete in "Enhanced Games" and LOSE?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/doped-up-athletes-compete-in-enhanced-games-and-lose) — 2026-05-26T10:00:00+00:00
- [Kars4Kids Charity Was Sending Cash to Israel?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/kars4kids-charity-was-sending-cash-to-israel) — 2026-05-22T09:30:00+00:00
- [Donald Trump is Ridiculously Corrupt](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/donald-trump-is-ridiculously-corrupt) — 2026-05-20T06:31:00+00:00
- ["I Don't Think About Americans' Financial Situation, Not Even A Little Bit"](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/i-don-t-think-about-americans-financial-situation-not-even-a-little-bit) — 2026-05-14T04:24:00+00:00
- [Hegseth Distracts From Failing War with UFO's?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/hegseth-distracts-from-failing-war-with-ufo-s) — 2026-05-12T08:20:00+00:00
- [The Hantavirus Goes Cruisin' - TechNewsDay](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/the-hantavirus-goes-cruisin-technewsday) — 2026-05-08T07:30:00+00:00
- [The Sudden, Inconvenient Demise of Spirit Airlines](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/the-sudden-inconvenient-demise-of-spirit-airlines) — 2026-05-05T19:17:00+00:00
- [Trump vs Comey and Kimmel, Round 2](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/trump-vs-comey-and-kimmel-round-2) — 2026-04-30T08:41:00+00:00
- [Conspiracy Theories Run Wild After Trump Assassination Attempt #3](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/conspiracy-theories-run-wild-after-trump-assassination-attempt-3) — 2026-04-28T08:30:00+00:00
- [U.S. Soldier Arrested For Insider Trading on Polymarket; Winning $400k - News Dump](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/u-s-soldier-arrested-for-insider-trading-on-polymarket-winning-400k-news-dump) — 2026-04-24T15:00:00+00:00
- [Gerrymandering: The GOP Gets a Taste of Its Own Medicine](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/gerrymandering-the-gop-gets-a-taste-of-its-own-medicine) — 2026-04-23T07:11:00+00:00
- [Desperate Trump Clears Path for Legal Psychedelics?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/desperate-trump-clears-path-for-legal-psychedelics) — 2026-04-21T09:15:00+00:00
- [Pete Hegseth's Doomed Holy Crusade - News Dump](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/pete-hegseth-s-doomed-holy-crusade-news-dump) — 2026-04-17T19:00:00+00:00
- [JD Vance is "God-splaining" to the Literal Pope Now](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/jd-vance-is-god-splaining-to-the-literal-pope-now) — 2026-04-17T07:43:00+00:00
- [Trump Depicts Himself as Jesus Christ](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/trump-depicts-himself-as-jesus-christ) — 2026-04-14T08:10:00+00:00
- [APOCALYPSE CANCELED... For Now.](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/apocalypse-canceled-for-now) — 2026-04-09T01:15:00+00:00
- [Kristi Noem's Husband's 'Bimbofication' Scandal + Trump Giving Up on Iran?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/kristi-noem-s-husband-s-bimbofication-scandal-trump-giving-up-on-iran) — 2026-04-02T12:00:00+00:00
- ['Succulent Chinese Meal' Added to National Archive; Clavicular Arrested; Hell on Earth...](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/succulent-chinese-meal-added-to-national-archive-clavicular-arrested-hell-on-earth) — 2026-03-31T09:10:00+00:00
- [The Only Good Stories are Totally Fake :(  - News Dump](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/the-only-good-stories-are-totally-fake-news-dump) — 2026-03-27T13:35:00+00:00
- [AI Video Slop ISN'T The Future of Media??? - TechNewsDay](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/ai-video-slop-isn-t-the-future-of-media-technewsday) — 2026-03-26T07:00:00+00:00
- [ICE Shows Up at Airports in Time for Another Disaster...](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/ice-shows-up-at-airports-in-time-for-another-disaster) — 2026-03-24T09:15:00+00:00
- [Afroman Makes Cops Cry in Court; Then Wins the Case - News Dump](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/afroman-makes-cops-cry-in-court-then-wins-the-case-news-dump) — 2026-03-20T14:45:00+00:00
- [Meta Abandons the Metaverse - TechNewsDay](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/meta-abandons-the-metaverse-technewsday) — 2026-03-19T07:50:00+00:00
- [DOGE Deposition Leaks & Gets Deleted After Exposing Gross Incompetence](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/doge-deposition-leaks-gets-deleted-after-exposing-gross-incompetence) — 2026-03-17T10:30:00+00:00
- [Pete Hegseth is in A Whole Lot of Trouble - Tech Newsday](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/pete-hegseth-is-in-a-whole-lot-of-trouble-tech-newsday) — 2026-03-12T10:20:00+00:00
- [Trump's Stupid, Evil, Expensive War With Iran Continues](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/trump-s-stupid-evil-expensive-war-with-iran-continues) — 2026-03-10T07:35:00+00:00
- [Kristi Noem FIRED from DHS & ICE - News Dump](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/kristi-noem-fired-from-dhs-ice-news-dump) — 2026-03-06T14:00:00+00:00
- [Republicans Are Not Very Popular Right Now (and War in Iran Isn't Helping)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/republicans-are-not-very-popular-right-now-and-war-in-iran-isn-t-helping) — 2026-03-05T08:04:00+00:00
- [We're at War with Iran For Some Reason...](https://stenobird.com/podcast/internet-today-906591/we-re-at-war-with-iran-for-some-reason) — 2026-03-03T10:45:00+00:00

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