# I Relocated My Girlfriend's Hat and She Hid My Laptop in Revenge

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Podcast: [InkSpillers: Narrating Your Stories](https://stenobird.com/podcast/inkspillers-narrating-your-stories-7065699)
Published: 2026-02-27T15:00:01+00:00
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## Resource

I moved my girlfriend's hat while organizing our new apartment, and she retaliated by hiding my laptop the night before my finals. She watched me panic for hours before eventually revealing its location in the closet but still denied everything when I found it. #redditupdate #redditstories 00:00:00: Story 100:11:50: Story 2 #redditupdate #redditstories #girlfriend #laptop #apartment #finals #organization #revenge See show notes: https://inlet.fm/inkspillers/episodes/69a1dbcc9f8bcf29e9b007c5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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