# All Women Are Related

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Podcast: [If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633)
Published: 2026-04-27T07:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving
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## Resource

Niki and John wrap up their doubles set by discussing what happens to your soul if/when you die in space, seeing dangerous animals in the wild, hunting Big the Cat, Niki's legally relevant total lack of opinions on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie , the Glossary of terms in our Discord server, movie remakes they haven't done yet, and if you can believe it, somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes , a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by Niki Grayson , merritt k and John Warren , and produced by Jordan Mallory , with music by Jordan and art by Max Schwartz . Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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