# If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

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Author: If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
Episodes: 185

## Resource

Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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## Episodes
- [ABC vs NBC: Mark of the Millennium 2001](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/abc-vs-nbc-mark-of-the-millennium-2001) — 2026-05-25T07:00:00+00:00
- [The Scions of the Tool Man](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/the-scions-of-the-tool-man) — 2026-05-18T07:00:00+00:00
- [Pastor Princess](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/pastor-princess) — 2026-05-11T07:00:00+00:00
- [Reconstruction Indicator](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/reconstruction-indicator) — 2026-05-04T07:00:00+00:00
- [All Women Are Related](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/all-women-are-related) — 2026-04-27T07:00:00+00:00
- [Hiding Under Desks Was Better Than This](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/hiding-under-desks-was-better-than-this) — 2026-04-20T07:00:00+00:00
- [1-900-SMUT-BUSTERS](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/1-900-smut-busters) — 2026-04-13T07:00:00+00:00
- [John's Razors](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/john-s-razors) — 2026-04-06T07:00:00+00:00
- [The Wilt Chamberlain of Elevators](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/the-wilt-chamberlain-of-elevators) — 2026-03-30T07:00:00+00:00
- [Fix Your Back or Die](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/fix-your-back-or-die) — 2026-03-23T07:00:00+00:00
- [Spoonworthy](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/spoonworthy) — 2026-03-16T07:00:00+00:00
- [Michael Tiddes](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/michael-tiddes) — 2026-03-09T07:00:00+00:00
- [The Andrew Dice Clay Episode](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/the-andrew-dice-clay-episode) — 2026-03-02T08:00:00+00:00
- [On This Week’s 'The Pitt'](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/on-this-week-s-the-pitt) — 2026-02-23T08:00:00+00:00
- [The Duggler](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/the-duggler) — 2026-02-16T08:00:00+00:00
- [The Janitor at Munger Hall](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/the-janitor-at-munger-hall) — 2026-02-09T08:00:00+00:00
- [The Spider That Lives in My PlayStation](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/the-spider-that-lives-in-my-playstation) — 2026-02-02T08:00:00+00:00
- [Why Aren’t I the Limbo Queen?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/why-aren-t-i-the-limbo-queen) — 2026-01-26T08:00:00+00:00
- [Erogenous Jones](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/erogenous-jones) — 2026-01-19T08:00:00+00:00
- [Betty Boop Ideas](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/betty-boop-ideas) — 2026-01-12T08:00:00+00:00
- [Mouth Heaven](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/mouth-heaven) — 2026-01-05T08:00:00+00:00
- [League of Extraordinary Smiths](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/league-of-extraordinary-smiths) — 2025-12-22T08:00:00+00:00
- [The Big Loud Fox Jumps Over the Crazy Straw](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/the-big-loud-fox-jumps-over-the-crazy-straw) — 2025-12-15T08:00:00+00:00
- [P15S 4G](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/p15s-4g) — 2025-12-08T08:00:00+00:00
- [Michael’s Milk: Welcome to Dairy](https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/michael-s-milk-welcome-to-dairy) — 2025-12-01T08:00:00+00:00

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