# White Panties, Dolly Parton & Patio Season

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Podcast: [I SHAKE MY HEAD](https://stenobird.com/podcast/i-shake-my-head-710542)
Published: 2026-05-08T14:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Why do panties come in packages with one rogue white pair? Is it the ultimate confidence test or just a disaster waiting for a splash of coffee, a loose laugh, or a bad period day? Is Dolly Parton allowed to age, or do we all need her to outlive us? Does a patio "reward" still count if you come home dirtier than when you left? Do you puzzle over why cupcakes are forbidden breakfast when muffins are celebrated? Are grocery prices so high you’re now contemplating selling your poop for extra cash? Is it a weird game show where everyone's losing? Ever lost your cool at Tim Hortons because someone in line is reading the menu like it’s poetry? How many years of life does it take before you're officially allowed to shake your head—aggressively—in public lineups? Who do we have to petition to bring back potato skins and proper steak cuts at restaurants with side plates, not side glances? Are you mourning the end of the McDonald's self-serve pop era, even if you never actually refilled your drink? Grab your seat for I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam: exasperated lines, accidental fashion crimes, snarky wisdom, and snack confessions, all delivered with eye-rolling humor and roaring friendship. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/ishakemyhead You can also find us on: Website www.ishakemyheadpod.com or https://www.womeninmedia.network Twitter www.twitter.com/i_shakemyhead Instagram www.instagram.com/ishakemyhead Facebook I shake my head with Lisa and Sam Tik Tok i_shakemyhead Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ishakemyhead Grab some cool merchandise at https://ishakemyhead.threadless.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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