# 114. Nick's Mom Chooses Matteo

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Podcast: [I Never Liked You](https://stenobird.com/podcast/i-never-liked-you-6705027)
Published: 2026-04-02T04:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Today we are talking about some more What would you do scenarios. Let me tell you, you must stay until the end because ive never seen Matteo this hard before. It was an absoulety insane ending to an episode. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 1:10 Waking Up 4 inches taller 8:13 Costume for one year 11:51 You find out your friend group has a separate group chat 12:55 You wake up in Twilight 13:42 A comet is heading towards earth 22:17 Dropped off on an island 25:39 Devastating Scenario 38:33 Bob decides their fate 40:49 Nick calls his mom to see who she would pick 43:25 Matteo's mom calls in Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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