# Real Time s3e19 - New Rule: If You're a Pig Man, You're Gay

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Podcast: [I Hate Bill Maher](https://stenobird.com/podcast/i-hate-bill-maher-6910980)
Published: 2026-03-06T23:55:46+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4487

## Resource

Real Time is taking a little break this week, and since I am recovering from some family coming to visit I figured I would do the same by settling into the warm bath water of an old school Real Time episode. But how soothing is it REALLY? Answer: not so much. Andrew Sullivan is here! Also Ben Affleck, who will one day go on to become a Real Time legend. Plus, Bill Maher is lower energy than I remembered, and also treats a guest on the show about as badly as a talk show host could while not being in the same location as them. Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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