# Real Time s24e8 - I'll Suck Your Dick For a Mark Twain Prize feat Jeremy Kaplowitz

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Podcast: [I Hate Bill Maher](https://stenobird.com/podcast/i-hate-bill-maher-6910980)
Published: 2026-03-26T07:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 6378

## Resource

This is probably the most mixed up I've ever been with the order of the clips, but what are you gonna do. Anyway, Writer and comedian Jeremy Kaplowitz is my guest this week, and he gets to view the current show through the lens of someone who once watched Real Time because that was sort of what you did as a liberal in college 14 or so years ago! How was Real Time? Well, if you enjoy watching one panel member be systematically humiliated and ignored, mmmm this is the episode for you! Listen to Quorators Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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