# The Pits

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Podcast: [Hyperfixed](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hyperfixed-6988930)
Published: 2025-12-04T06:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://play.prx.org/listen?ge=prx_8013_1a70b3f7-9cec-45b9-b9eb-c65380930615&uf=https%3A%2F%2Ffeed.hyperfixedpod.com%2F
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Duration seconds: 1840

## Resource

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