# Thursday, May 28th 2026 — GNS Rips, Piper Rockelle, and the Aliens Are Coming

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Podcast: [Hunchline: The Morning Line](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hunchline-the-morning-line-7849846)
Published: 2026-05-28T11:00:41+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1527

## Resource

Thursday May twenty-eighth brings a crypto selloff, a CIA officer caught with forty million in gold bars, a fifty-six percent rip in Genius Group, and Trump teasing alien disclosure while Spielberg's got a movie about it — David Kessler is losing his mind.

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