# Secrets of the Birkin REVEALED

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Podcast: [Humble Brag with Crystal and Cynthia](https://stenobird.com/podcast/humble-brag-with-crystal-and-cynthia-7054549)
Published: 2026-03-09T07:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4948

## Resource

Welcome back to Humble Brag with Crystal and Cynthia! Traitors is over and done with, and we're ready to face some snakes! We get into the trial by fire you need to go through for a Birkin bag, why Love Island is the best/worst show on TV, meeting THE Eric Nam, the RHOP Reunion, and some fast food hot takes. Get your order ready! "It's like the mafia." 00:00 - Welcome Back! 01:19 - Traitors Finale 06:37 - All About Birkins 34:45 - Love Island is the Best/Worst Show Ever 44:42 - Crystal Met Eric Nam & More Traitors 53:46 - RHOP & Wendy Osefo 1:01:26 - The Golden Crappies 1:06:15 - Kathy Hilton SnackGate 1:11:19 - We Talk About Fast Food For Over 10 Minutes 1:21:31 - Meet Us at SXSW! Thank you to our sponsors!: Hers: Feel like your best self again, Visit https://forhers.com/HUMBLE to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you Warby Parker: Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when they buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at https://WarbyParker.com/HUMBLE — using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Listen to us on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/humble-brag-with-crystal-and-cynthia/id1774286896 Listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4NWA8LBk15l2u5tNQqDcOO?si=1969186cabad4b21&nd=1&dlsi=c2e231d6c76a4711 Follow us on Social! @humblebragpod @crystalkungminkoff @cynthiabailey @zachwurt @the_mare_bare Humble Brag is an Envy Media Production.

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