# Carla Valentine: Autopsies, Vampire Burials & Bones in Jars

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Podcast: [How To Witch, Bitch!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-witch-bitch-7155065)
Published: 2026-09-18T19:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://omny.fm/shows/how-to-witch-bitch/htwb-238
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This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , we welcome author, witch and former pathology technician Carla Valentine for a fascinating—and seriously macabre—conversation about death. From performing autopsies and preserving 200-year-old human remains to vampire burials, plague pits and the time a “dead” body sat up, Carla shares some unforgettable stories from her career. Plus, we explore the spiritual side of bones, catacombs and what the dead can teach us! --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and behind the scenes content: Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS Join The Coven Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch Follow @howtowitchbitch on Instagram and TikTok Follow @the_witch_of_moons_lane on Instagram Follow @moyramajor on Instagram Email us howtowitchpodcast@gmail.com Follow @woodworkpodcasts on Instagram and TikTok CREDITS Hosts: Michelle Cook and Moyra Major Guest: Carla Valentine @past_mortems Mobile Podcast Recording and Digital Content Production: Ben Wood at Wood Work Podcasts ben@woodworkdigitalstudio.com.au See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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