# How To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek)

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Podcast: [How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225)
Published: 2026-02-03T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to Oscars talk, we dig deep (emotionally, not physically, we have very weak arms) and lay it all out on the table- that we can't stop pounding! Want the full version ? Join us on Patreon for more exclusive, unhinged fun! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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