# How To Survive Dry Eyes, Long Flights, & Losing Your Glasses!

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Podcast: [How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225)
Published: 2026-04-07T07:00:00+00:00
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This week, Danielle, Kristine, and Garon return after a week off to dish on international fllights and lost luggage, they wonder why Jen Aniston keeps her dry eyes a secret, Garon loses his glasses to the powerful waves of the Pacific, and they catch up on some of their favorite television. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on  Patreon  for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our  Substack  for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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