# How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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Official site: https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/
Author: Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
Episodes: 239

## Resource

A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way. Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.

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## Episodes
- [How To Survive Hantavirus](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-hantavirus) — 2026-05-12T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Hot Flashes & Crowd Warm-Up (w/ Allan Murray)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-hot-flashes-crowd-warm-up-w-allan-murray) — 2026-05-05T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive An Alpine Divorce & Doin' The Deed (w/ Anne Gregory)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-an-alpine-divorce-doin-the-deed-w-anne-gregory) — 2026-04-28T07:00:00+00:00
- [How to Survive Fear of the Unknown & a Mystery Illness (w/ Jane Borden)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-fear-of-the-unknown-a-mystery-illness-w-jane-borden) — 2026-04-21T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Frozen Water & Frozen Shoulder (w/ Will Hines)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-frozen-water-frozen-shoulder-w-will-hines) — 2026-04-14T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Dry Eyes, Long Flights, & Losing Your Glasses!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-dry-eyes-long-flights-losing-your-glasses) — 2026-04-07T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive A Bonus Episode Sneak Peek!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-a-bonus-episode-sneak-peek) — 2026-03-31T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive The Boston Molasses Disaster & Comedy Scene (w/Brian Kiley)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-the-boston-molasses-disaster-comedy-scene-w-brian-kiley) — 2026-03-24T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Terrible Neighbors (W/ Scott Langteau)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-terrible-neighbors-w-scott-langteau) — 2026-03-17T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-birth-control-a-vasectomy-w-jeff-lewis) — 2026-03-10T07:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive A Heated Rivalry](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-a-heated-rivalry) — 2026-03-03T08:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-smoke-inhalation-getting-fired-w-todd-levin) — 2026-02-24T08:00:00+00:00
- [New to How to Survive- Start Here!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/new-to-how-to-survive-start-here) — 2026-02-18T23:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive A Fer-De-Lance & Famous People (w/ Greg Proops)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-a-fer-de-lance-famous-people-w-greg-proops) — 2026-02-17T08:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Losing A Limb & Losing Your Teeth (w/Macey Isaacs)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-losing-a-limb-losing-your-teeth-w-macey-isaacs) — 2026-02-10T08:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-the-er-urgent-care-oscar-talk-patreon-sneak-peek) — 2026-02-03T08:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive When A Protest Goes Sideways & A Birth Plan Falls Apart (w/ John Quaintance)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-when-a-protest-goes-sideways-a-birth-plan-falls-apart-w-john-quaintance) — 2026-01-27T08:00:00+00:00
- [How to Survive Inpatient Rehab & a Troubled Teen Program (w/ Charlie Nelson Jacobs)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-inpatient-rehab-a-troubled-teen-program-w-charlie-nelson-jacobs) — 2026-01-20T08:00:00+00:00
- [How to Survive the Stranger Things Finale & Strange Adventures in Ojai](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-the-stranger-things-finale-strange-adventures-in-ojai) — 2026-01-13T08:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Uber (w/ Oliver Pardo)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-uber-w-oliver-pardo) — 2026-01-06T08:00:00+00:00
- [How To Survive Losing Your Voice & Getting Censored (w/ Gary Mann)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-losing-your-voice-getting-censored-w-gary-mann) — 2025-12-30T08:00:00+00:00
- [How to Survive Winging It Through Life & Burning Man (w/Jordan Morris)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-winging-it-through-life-burning-man-w-jordan-morris) — 2025-12-23T05:00:00+00:00
- [How to Survive White Water Rapids & Searching for a Body (w/ Drea Clark)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-white-water-rapids-searching-for-a-body-w-drea-clark) — 2025-12-16T08:00:00+00:00
- [How to Survive Sulfuric Acid & a Sulfa Drug Allergy (w/ Jeremy Bent)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-sulfuric-acid-a-sulfa-drug-allergy-w-jeremy-bent) — 2025-12-09T08:00:00+00:00
- [How to Survive Holiday Stress (Without Completely Losing It)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine-4315225/how-to-survive-holiday-stress-without-completely-losing-it) — 2025-12-02T08:00:00+00:00

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