# 948. - Chris & Jason Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-long-gone-273266/948-chris-jason Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-long-gone-273266/948-chris-jason.md Podcast: [How Long Gone](https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-long-gone-273266) Published: 2026-05-25T04:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/441/tracking.swap.fm/track/8fvJdZ1Y8SQ0SkCuaYDp/cohst.app/pdcst/9C4W0C/traffic.megaphone.fm/THI7986279861.mp3 Audio file: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/441/tracking.swap.fm/track/8fvJdZ1Y8SQ0SkCuaYDp/cohst.app/pdcst/9C4W0C/traffic.megaphone.fm/THI7986279861.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/how-long-gone-273266/episodes/948-chris-jason Duration seconds: 4206 ## Resource One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in L.A. We chat about Instagram grids, buying MP3s, Trump lusting after Jaxson Dart’s creamy thighs, Taylor and Kelce pounding brews courtside at MSG, Spencer Pratt’s campaign developments, $tephen Colbert’s goodbye, Hasan Piker in the SSENSE Final Sale bins, wine-and-sardine-bar employee exploration, new things happening with Belle Burden’s Strangers, who Drake should be dating, and a podcaster proclaiming his week was ruined by three glasses of wine. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/how-long-gone-273266/episodes/948-chris-jason/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/how-long-gone-273266/948-chris-jason.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.