# Ep. 206: When A Horse Dies, It Becomes A Horpse

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Podcast: [HORSE](https://stenobird.com/podcast/horse-838615)
Published: 2026-05-20T02:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4413

## Resource

Full Court Press: NBA Draft Lottery, RIP Brandon Clarke & Jason Collins, NBA Playoffs Recap WNBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down All The Storylines For The Upcoming Season  And Also: Officially Officially Official, Sick Swag, ABS, Alcohol Jerseys, Horpses, Pinball Wizards, Big Tree Fall Hard, LeBron Consumption, Monkish, The Firepit, MAGA Barbie, Mercury In Retrograde, Harry Potter-Ass Names Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse !  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes . Art by Allyson Wakeman . Website by Kelly Schubert . Links:   Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform     Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour   Embiid falling jump cut- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RW2oUZBsqUs   Sixers player pointing at defender while down 36 points- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CfpfvRU0Wjw Wemby gets ejected- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0ygw1i_TcM   Portland Fire electric buzzer beater- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0MFAgemsLU   NY Liberty player’s killer crossover move- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iDNbc2ItREQ About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to tru…

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