# The WORST (& best) Dating Advice EVER | Hey Tablo Ep. 9

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Podcast: [Hey Tablo](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hey-tablo-7643148)
Published: 2026-02-24T02:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://youtu.be/fx3TNXvOwAI
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## Resource

(00:00) I was blocked from my own AMA (00:25) The guy asked to split the bill the day after (03:10) The time when Tablo was asked to split the bill (07:19) I saw my date’s hinge notification and it ate me up inside (14:00) Why men should use perfume (15:41) Secret to men’s products (17:42) The worst smell in the world (18:18) My date earns 5x my salary (19:10) Why are “nice people” less popular? (21:29) Words that you shouldn’t use on your first date (22:44) My date thinks the earth is flat (25:58) Don’t try too hard to impress a girl during a conversation (27:40) How you know someone really likes you (29:48) Tablo’s new favorite sentence (31:30) Tablo learns about situationships (32:44) I can’t swipe past my ex (34:34) When someone really likes you, it’s effortless (34:50) Tablo accidentally invents a new term (37:32) The most important question you should ask yourself in dating (38:59) Dating vs relationships (43:07) For every single person out there Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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