# WARTIME BROADCAST V

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Podcast: [HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH](https://stenobird.com/podcast/here-comes-the-backklash-6614916)
Published: 2026-04-05T18:44:45+00:00
Episode link: https://backklash.substack.com/p/wartime-broadcast-v
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When Poolhouse took to the airwaves one month ago with his first EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST…the response was: “Well, aren’t you being a bit HISTRIONIC?” And: “It’s gonna be over this weekend, bro.” Or: “It’s just a regime change war, dude.” And also: “It’ll probably be over in ten days, my guy.” And eventually: “You’re still paying attention to that thing? Nah man, it’s a NOTHINGBURGER.” with increasing agitation and anxiety in their voice “It’ll be over this month!” nervously eyes the Strait of Hormuz entering a second month of bottleneck “Come on, Poolhouse…you know as well as we do…nothing…ever…happens…” Over that time, Poolhouse has remained doggedly consistent in his wartime broadcasts (OK, maybe the “emergency” part was a little dramatic): The purpose of this war is chaos, destabilization, destruction, and delivering a final blow to American hegemony. The battle for the Strait of Hormuz is the true war. The war is downstream of a realignment occurring within the core of the planetary commercial system, aka the dreaded OCTOLECTIC. As Poolhouse has pulled on threads and stress-tested the propaganda floating about in the fog of war, he has begun to sketch for you a portrait of a crisis engineered by a hidden hand, almost certainly operating out of the back offices of City of London insurance brokers. Is the true nature of the Iranian incursion a final power play to delay the inevitable collapse of the petrodollar? A menacing act of sabotage by duplicitous Zionist actors? The fulfillment of eschatology? The inaugural spectacle of the New (Multipolar) World Order? Only your homie, your boy, your bro, Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse, has the brilliance and the balls to tell it to you straight. Your favorite takesellers are compromised by their own vested interests in possible s…

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