# S2 Ep352: You're Scaring The Hoes ft Abe

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Podcast: [Hello Dysfunction](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hello-dysfunction-422318)
Published: 2026-05-21T00:30:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 6537

## Resource

Welcome Abe! Home school, the Bay Area’s weird white culture, Juggalos and a respectable scam. San Francisco’s shift, gentrification, Swamp Storiez reveal and we hate Walnut Creek. ❤️ Follow Abe at Instagram.com/realbayareamemes Instagram.com/abeisabadwriter For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com

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