# Is Quantum Finally a Real Threat to Bitcoin?

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Podcast: [Hell Money](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hell-money-5593039)
Published: 2026-04-08T19:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellmoney/episodes/Is-Quantum-Finally-a-Real-Threat-to-Bitcoin-e3hka77
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## Resource

On this episode of Hell Money, we’re officially the co-hosts of Bitcoin Twitter - and we’re taking submissions. Drop your inscriptions and turbo flag ideas, because we’re deciding what happens next for the entire ecosystem. We cover: - Inscription submissions & Runes turbo flag ideas - Erin predicting Clavicular’s arrest - Kristi Noem discourse - $NAKA selling the bottom - MicroStrategy AI ad - New quantum FUD explained - Casey vs Adam Back - Shutting down pull requests on just - Vibe coding vs real work - Responding to fan comments SUBMIT YOUR INSCRIPTION HERE: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/status/2041954425531724211 Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribe Or support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscard TIMESTAMPS 0:00 Intro 2:10 Call for inscription submissions 6:35 Runes turbo flag ideas 7:57 Grab bag episode topics, HMP is the best Bitcoin podcast 14:28 Erin predicted Clavicular's arrest 23:34 Kristi Noem's cross dressing husband 26:20 $NAKA sells Bitcoin at the bottom 28:34 MicroStrategy's AI ad 31:13 New quantum FUD 59:13 Casey ratioed Adam Back (Satoshi) 1:06:33 End of an era: Casey closes pull requests on just 1:14:51 Vibe coding vibe check 1:23:32 Responding to fan comments

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