# WONK ALERT! 2026 NFL Schedule Reaction & Standup Comedy

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Podcast: [Heed the Call NFL Podcast with Dan Hanzus & Marc Sessler](https://stenobird.com/podcast/heed-the-call-nfl-podcast-with-dan-hanzus-marc-sessler-6983076)
Published: 2026-05-15T07:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

The 2026 Schedule is out and Dan Hanzus, Marc Sessler & Conor Orr react to the major storylines. Which teams will start 0-3? Then, alongside Ricky Hollywood, they all give their best NFL standup sets and it gets... dark. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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