# Melons

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Podcast: [Have Kids, They Said…](https://stenobird.com/podcast/have-kids-they-said-1366799)
Published: 2026-06-23T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thoughts on kids swearing? And snitches get stitches. Rich's affair with the blue flame has a surprise extension. Nicole's family tension came to a head, and someone is no longer their baby. Rich saw an idea for dads. Dropping shows that just take too long. Justice for DIglett. Thank you for liking, subscribing, sharing...each thing helps our village grow!

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