# Master P

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Podcast: [Have Kids, They Said…](https://stenobird.com/podcast/have-kids-they-said-1366799)
Published: 2026-03-13T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend whose laundry pile is also quietly judging them.

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