# Darn Tootin'

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Podcast: [Have Kids, They Said…](https://stenobird.com/podcast/have-kids-they-said-1366799)
Published: 2026-08-13T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate. He is also still battling the gophers and sticking his foot in his mouth with the first day of school. Nicole is hating that Matt's ear is 'under the weather' and being the punching bag. Would you love your person if they lost an appendage? Are you a new backpack each year for school kind of parent? The 'we turned out fine' argument. Nicole gives Rich a deadline for the pod. Nicole's mom is thankful there wasn't a white carpet. Like Nicole's mom says, like, share, subscribe...ALL the things, Village B!tches! We love you!

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