# Hard Factor Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709.md RSS feed: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/TPG8591490155 Official site: https://www.hardfactor.com Author: Hard Factor Episodes: 1871 ## Resource Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480 ## Machine-readable JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/hard-factor-811709 Markdown: https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709.md ## Episodes - [Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust | 7.24.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/male-only-gym-seeks-to-prevent-christian-men-from-lust-7-24-26) — 2026-07-24T04:00:00+00:00 - [Gen Z Fashion Trend Is A Dad's Worst Nightmare & Sentient Goldfish  | 7.23.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/gen-z-fashion-trend-is-a-dad-s-worst-nightmare-sentient-goldfish-7-23-26) — 2026-07-23T04:00:00+00:00 - [Japan Creates Sweat-Powered Shirt | 7.22.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/japan-creates-sweat-powered-shirt-7-22-26) — 2026-07-22T04:00:00+00:00 - [Apparently You Can’t Sign Your Prison Letters in Cum | 7.21.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/apparently-you-can-t-sign-your-prison-letters-in-cum-7-21-26) — 2026-07-21T04:00:00+00:00 - [The Tate Brothers arrested for a 5th time | 7.20.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/the-tate-brothers-arrested-for-a-5th-time-7-20-26) — 2026-07-20T04:00:00+00:00 - [EPISODE 2000!! One Of The Greatest Insider Trading Scams Of All Time | 7.17.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/episode-2000-one-of-the-greatest-insider-trading-scams-of-all-time-7-17-26) — 2026-07-17T04:00:00+00:00 - [Putting the Troops on TRT while Farting in the Senate | 7.16.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/putting-the-troops-on-trt-while-farting-in-the-senate-7-16-26) — 2026-07-16T04:00:00+00:00 - [Japanese Men Don’t Do Porn and Nepalese Elephants Never Forget | 7.15.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/japanese-men-don-t-do-porn-and-nepalese-elephants-never-forget-7-15-26) — 2026-07-15T04:00:00+00:00 - [The Most Terrifying App Ever, Space Flashlights & Shit Sandwiches | 7.14.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/the-most-terrifying-app-ever-space-flashlights-shit-sandwiches-7-14-26) — 2026-07-14T04:00:00+00:00 - [Lindsey Graham dies suddenly at 71 | 7.13.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/lindsey-graham-dies-suddenly-at-71-7-13-26) — 2026-07-13T04:00:00+00:00 - [Flight Instructor Jumps out of Training Plane in Midair | 7.10.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/flight-instructor-jumps-out-of-training-plane-in-midair-7-10-26) — 2026-07-10T04:00:00+00:00 - [Man Cuts Off Own Weiner Then Sets It On Fire | 7.9.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/man-cuts-off-own-weiner-then-sets-it-on-fire-7-9-26) — 2026-07-09T04:00:00+00:00 - [Graham Platner and the condoms | 7.8.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/graham-platner-and-the-condoms-7-8-26) — 2026-07-08T04:00:00+00:00 - [DOCKING: "That Kind" Not Allowed in Turkey | 7.7.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/docking-that-kind-not-allowed-in-turkey-7-7-26) — 2026-07-07T04:00:00+00:00 - [FREE PATREON PREVIEW: The Pat & Wes Show | 7.6.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/free-patreon-preview-the-pat-wes-show-7-6-26) — 2026-07-06T04:00:00+00:00 - [PSA - Don't Put Drugs in Your Hoo-Ha (Happy 4th!) | 7.3.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/psa-don-t-put-drugs-in-your-hoo-ha-happy-4th-7-3-26) — 2026-07-03T04:00:00+00:00 - [Couple climbs Empire State building | 7.2.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/couple-climbs-empire-state-building-7-2-26) — 2026-07-02T04:00:00+00:00 - [Nerd Card Game Once Again Plagued By Players With Poor Hygiene | 7.1.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/nerd-card-game-once-again-plagued-by-players-with-poor-hygiene-7-1-26) — 2026-07-01T04:00:00+00:00 - [Real-Life Mexican Batman Strikes Again | 6.30.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/real-life-mexican-batman-strikes-again-6-30-26) — 2026-06-30T04:00:00+00:00 - [You Can Go Fund the World’s Smallest Peen | 6.29.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/you-can-go-fund-the-world-s-smallest-peen-6-29-26) — 2026-06-29T04:00:00+00:00 - [World Cup at the Beach + Ye in San Antonio | 6.26.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/world-cup-at-the-beach-ye-in-san-antonio-6-26-26) — 2026-06-26T04:00:00+00:00 - [Birds Practicing “Self Care”, DEA Scandals, & A Pastor Beatdown Caught On Camera   6.25.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/birds-practicing-self-care-dea-scandals-a-pastor-beatdown-caught-on-camera-6-25-26) — 2026-06-25T04:00:00+00:00 - [Couple Gives Wild Show at Guns 'n Roses Concert | 6.24.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/couple-gives-wild-show-at-guns-n-roses-concert-6-24-26) — 2026-06-24T04:00:00+00:00 - [Oklahoma Arby’s manager accused of giving customer herpes | 6.23.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/oklahoma-arby-s-manager-accused-of-giving-customer-herpes-6-23-26) — 2026-06-23T04:00:00+00:00 - [FMF Bonus Guess that Crime!!! | 6.22.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/fmf-bonus-guess-that-crime-6-22-26) — 2026-06-22T04:00:00+00:00 - [Shit Sandwiches, Micropenis Awareness & Great News For Potheads Who Love Guns | 6.19.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/shit-sandwiches-micropenis-awareness-great-news-for-potheads-who-love-guns-6-19-26) — 2026-06-19T04:00:00+00:00 - [Vietnam Cracking Down on Illegal Cat Meat Industry | 6.18.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/vietnam-cracking-down-on-illegal-cat-meat-industry-6-18-26) — 2026-06-18T04:00:00+00:00 - [Man Who Habitually Squirted Sea-Men On Women for 30 Years Caught | 6.17.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/man-who-habitually-squirted-sea-men-on-women-for-30-years-caught-6-17-26) — 2026-06-17T04:00:00+00:00 - [Ohio Union fighting goats taking their contracts | 6.16.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/ohio-union-fighting-goats-taking-their-contracts-6-16-26) — 2026-06-16T04:00:00+00:00 - [Did President Trump Meet With Aliens & China Is Way More Racist Than We Thought | 6.15.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/did-president-trump-meet-with-aliens-china-is-way-more-racist-than-we-thought-6-15-26) — 2026-06-15T04:00:00+00:00 - [Man Hides in Bushes to Kidnap Ding-Dong Ditchers | 6.12.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/man-hides-in-bushes-to-kidnap-ding-dong-ditchers-6-12-26) — 2026-06-12T04:00:00+00:00 - [Trump Loves Inflation | 6.11.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/trump-loves-inflation-6-11-26) — 2026-06-11T04:00:00+00:00 - [Shrek Penises & BDSM Session Turns Deadly | 6.10.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/shrek-penises-bdsm-session-turns-deadly-6-10-26) — 2026-06-10T04:00:00+00:00 - [Massive WWE American Flag Causes Power Outage | 6.9.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/massive-wwe-american-flag-causes-power-outage-6-9-26) — 2026-06-09T04:00:00+00:00 - [Dan Sullivan's Square-off for Alaska Senate Seat | 6.8.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/dan-sullivan-s-square-off-for-alaska-senate-seat-6-8-26) — 2026-06-08T04:00:00+00:00 - [Druids and Witches are NO LONGER Welcome in the Military | 6.5.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/druids-and-witches-are-no-longer-welcome-in-the-military-6-5-26) — 2026-06-05T04:00:00+00:00 - [George Santos is Back! | 6.4.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/george-santos-is-back-6-4-26) — 2026-06-04T04:00:00+00:00 - [Dusty Mexicans Were A Dead Giveaway For This Drug Tunnel | 6.3.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/dusty-mexicans-were-a-dead-giveaway-for-this-drug-tunnel-6-3-26) — 2026-06-03T04:00:00+00:00 - [Men are Popping In and Out of Manholes all over Brooklyn | 6.2.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/men-are-popping-in-and-out-of-manholes-all-over-brooklyn-6-2-26) — 2026-06-02T04:00:00+00:00 - [Tiny Home’s Poop Stench is Crippling Neighborhood | 6.1.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/tiny-home-s-poop-stench-is-crippling-neighborhood-6-1-26) — 2026-06-01T04:00:00+00:00 - [Man Destroys Home with Excavator After Dispute with Wife | 5.29.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/man-destroys-home-with-excavator-after-dispute-with-wife-5-29-26) — 2026-05-29T04:00:00+00:00 - [One Of The Best Bodycam Videos You Will Ever See  | 5.28.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/one-of-the-best-bodycam-videos-you-will-ever-see-5-28-26) — 2026-05-28T04:00:00+00:00 - [Dog Accidentally Uses Shotgun on Woman | 5.27.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/dog-accidentally-uses-shotgun-on-woman-5-27-26) — 2026-05-27T04:00:00+00:00 - [Talk about a clay court: French Open tennis player’s tummy troubles | 5.26.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/talk-about-a-clay-court-french-open-tennis-player-s-tummy-troubles-5-26-26) — 2026-05-26T04:00:00+00:00 - [Florida Women Gone WILD | 5.25.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/florida-women-gone-wild-5-25-26) — 2026-05-25T04:00:00+00:00 - [Woman's Application to "Whites-Only" Neighborhood Denied Over Black Husband | 5.22.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/woman-s-application-to-whites-only-neighborhood-denied-over-black-husband-5-22-26) — 2026-05-22T04:05:00+00:00 - [Lyft Driver Uses AI to Fake a Mess and Charge a Cleaning Fee | 5.21.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/lyft-driver-uses-ai-to-fake-a-mess-and-charge-a-cleaning-fee-5-21-26) — 2026-05-21T04:00:00+00:00 - [PenisMaxxing and Weed Flies Free Now | 5.20.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/penismaxxing-and-weed-flies-free-now-5-20-26) — 2026-05-20T04:00:00+00:00 - [The Edgar Haircut is getting banned | 5.19.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/the-edgar-haircut-is-getting-banned-5-19-26) — 2026-05-19T04:00:00+00:00 - [Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Is BACK, So Is Ebola | 5.18.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/pee-pee-poo-poo-man-is-back-so-is-ebola-5-18-26) — 2026-05-18T04:00:00+00:00 - [Chud the Builder Charged with Attempted Murder | 5.15.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/chud-the-builder-charged-with-attempted-murder-5-15-26) — 2026-05-15T04:00:00+00:00 - [Alex Murdaugh’s Murder Convictions Overturned and Onion Pockets | 5.14.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/alex-murdaugh-s-murder-convictions-overturned-and-onion-pockets-5-14-26) — 2026-05-14T04:00:00+00:00 - [No More Smoking in San Francisco & Wes is Upset | 5.13.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/no-more-smoking-in-san-francisco-wes-is-upset-5-13-26) — 2026-05-13T04:00:00+00:00 - [Man Pulls Car With His Penis, While On Fire | 5.12.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/man-pulls-car-with-his-penis-while-on-fire-5-12-26) — 2026-05-12T04:00:00+00:00 - [Government Releases UFO Videos and Men Inflating Their Ballsacks like Balloons | 5.11.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/government-releases-ufo-videos-and-men-inflating-their-ballsacks-like-balloons-5-11-26) — 2026-05-11T04:00:00+00:00 - ['Adopt Me' Pit Bull Murders Family Dog | 5.8.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/adopt-me-pit-bull-murders-family-dog-5-8-26) — 2026-05-08T04:00:00+00:00 - [Kids are Using Fake Mustaches to Watch Porn | 5.7.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/kids-are-using-fake-mustaches-to-watch-porn-5-7-26) — 2026-05-07T04:00:00+00:00 - [Secret Self Service and Hantavirus Cruise Ship | 5.6.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/secret-self-service-and-hantavirus-cruise-ship-5-6-26) — 2026-05-06T04:00:00+00:00 - [JPMC Sex Slave Update AGAIN & Sex With Trash Cans | 5.5.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/jpmc-sex-slave-update-again-sex-with-trash-cans-5-5-26) — 2026-05-05T04:00:00+00:00 - [Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/illegal-cum-trees-rip-spirit-air-and-jp-morgan-sex-updates-5-4-26) — 2026-05-04T04:00:00+00:00 - [Louisiana Chinese Restaurant Caught Serving Roadkill | 5.1.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/louisiana-chinese-restaurant-caught-serving-roadkill-5-1-26) — 2026-05-01T04:00:00+00:00 - [The Secret Life of a Commercial Banking S3x Sl@ve | 4.30.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/the-secret-life-of-a-commercial-banking-s3x-sl-ve-4-30-26) — 2026-04-30T04:00:00+00:00 - [Man On Vacation Is Killed By Snake Charmer's Cobra | 4.29.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/man-on-vacation-is-killed-by-snake-charmer-s-cobra-4-29-26) — 2026-04-29T04:00:00+00:00 - [Dead Man Talked to Guests at His AI Hologram Funeral | 4.28.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/dead-man-talked-to-guests-at-his-ai-hologram-funeral-4-28-26) — 2026-04-28T04:00:00+00:00 - [Assassination Attempt Numero Three | 4.27.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/assassination-attempt-numero-three-4-27-26) — 2026-04-27T04:00:00+00:00 - [The Russini Vrabel NFL Draft Day Surprise | 4.24.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/the-russini-vrabel-nfl-draft-day-surprise-4-24-26) — 2026-04-24T04:00:00+00:00 - [Was A Prominent Civil Rights Organization Funding The KKK?! | 4.23.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/was-a-prominent-civil-rights-organization-funding-the-kkk-4-23-26) — 2026-04-23T04:00:00+00:00 - [Drunk Dildo Prank Goes Too Far? | 4.22.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/drunk-dildo-prank-goes-too-far-4-22-26) — 2026-04-22T04:00:00+00:00 - [Sexy Snorkeling captain stabbed by dweeb tourist | 4.21.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/sexy-snorkeling-captain-stabbed-by-dweeb-tourist-4-21-26) — 2026-04-21T04:00:00+00:00 - [Beagle Testing Labratory Swarmed by Anrgy Mob | 4.20.26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hard-factor-811709/beagle-testing-labratory-swarmed-by-anrgy-mob-4-20-26) — 2026-04-20T04:00:00+00:00 ## Actions Episode pages expose an explicit `request_transcript` action. 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