# 'I'd rather watch paint dry than figure skating' Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/hancock-and-kelley-6067218/i-d-rather-watch-paint-dry-than-figure-skating Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/hancock-and-kelley-6067218/i-d-rather-watch-paint-dry-than-figure-skating.md Podcast: [Hancock and Kelley](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hancock-and-kelley-6067218) Published: 2026-02-20T14:48:20+00:00 Episode link: https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave.net%2Fv2%2Fepisode%2F7987256_2026-02-20-144656 Audio file: https://serve.castfire.com/audio/7987256/7987256_2026-02-20-144656.128.mp3?rssID=3823 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/hancock-and-kelley-6067218/episodes/i-d-rather-watch-paint-dry-than-figure-skating Duration seconds: 762 ## Resource Hancock & Kelley tackle Olympic viewing; St Louis City water infrastructure; will Trump supporters agree that the US should attack Iran for regime change?; how will Congress shake out after the mid-terms? ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/hancock-and-kelley-6067218/episodes/i-d-rather-watch-paint-dry-than-figure-skating/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/hancock-and-kelley-6067218/i-d-rather-watch-paint-dry-than-figure-skating.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.