# Iran War Proves Aliens Don't Exist | Hn 222

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Published: 2026-04-13T16:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

On this special episode of Haman Nature, Tyrone the Porcupine Hobo shares with Adam his brand new and exciting theory! Space aliens don't exist and the Iran war proves it!00:00 — Intro. Tyrone lays out a different theory: The Green Bay Packers suck!02:51 — To introduce his "aliens" theory, Tyrone plays two clips from the Michael Crighton movie Sphere.08:51 — Next, a clip of a previous Hn episode with Adam and Bob Murphy talking about aliens!18:48 — Next, a clip of a TED talk by astronomer Stephen Webb.22:23 — Adam responds: Is it a trap? Then, Tyrone plays a clip from a 10/2025 speech by Donald Trump at the Knesset in Israel that supports his theory!32:15 — Finally, Tyrone reveals his bombshell: The Iran war disproves the existence of alien life!36:18 — Outro. Thank you for supporting Haman Nature!TED talk by Stephen Webb referenced: Adam on X: https://@Rerazer Adam’s other show: https://naturalorderpodcast.com This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hamannature.substack.com/subscribe

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