# Heathcliff + Kitchencels

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Podcast: [Halfsies](https://stenobird.com/podcast/halfsies-1577053)
Published: 2026-01-21T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Rob's half this week is dedicated to that evil little orange cat, Heathcliff. Molly's half is about the Reddit sub r/kitchencels, where incels post their recent failures in life and love and whatever they're about to eat. Watch the video version of this episode and listen ad-free LINKS Heathcliff Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/Heathcliff/ Kitchencels Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/kitchencels/ Twitter account https://x.com/rkitchencels Molly McAleer's website https://mollymcaleer.com/ Rob Schulte's website https://www.robschulte.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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