# An Old Fashioned Christmas (Daddy's Home) + Updated JonBenét Theory

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Podcast: [Halfsies](https://stenobird.com/podcast/halfsies-1577053)
Published: 2025-12-18T00:07:00+00:00
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## Resource

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