# You can't possibly make this up...

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Podcast: [Habs Digest](https://stenobird.com/podcast/habs-digest-7239415)
Published: 2026-05-13T05:21:40+00:00
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The Montreal Canadiens glose in one of the more ridiculous ways we've seen this year as a deflection off the boards costs them and Buffalo ties the series. Josh Gosse and Jesse Poirier chat about all of it on this episode of Habs Digest. --- 0:00 Montreal Canadiens vs Buffalo Sabres Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvUGTnWpwq4p1yRTrUcoTJQ/join Enjoy May 12 edition of Montreal Canadiens News or Habs News today! Have you ever wanted to break into sports media as a write or content creator? Apply to join the Digest Media team today here: https://digestmedia.ca/join-us/ for_digest_redistribution --- The Habs just lost in disastrous fashion --- Arber Xhekaj,Zach Bolduc,Alex Newhook,Jake Evans,Brendan Gallagher,Mike Matheson,David Reinbacher,Juraj Slafkovsky,Josh Anderson,Cole Caufield,Nick Suzuki,Kirby Dach,Alex CarrierKent Hughes,Martin St Louis,Sam Montembeault,Kaiden Guhle,Owen Beck,Filip Mesar,Jayden Struble,Adam Engstrom,Sean Farrell,Lane Hutson,Ivan Demidov,Patrik Laine,Jakub Dobes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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